four reasons america sets itself up for disaster.

written by cathy cook, typed and posted by sarah hester.

1. in weddings, the officiators always ask if anyone objects to the marriage.

2. in funerals, they serve alcohol.

3. bathrooms for the opposite sexes are placed close together.

4. on black friday, good deals are often coupled with low quantities.

after much research and careful consideration and thought, we have found that these are the four main reasons why americans have such dramatic lives. it is an authoritative, definitive, and official list.

thank you.